What is Krowz?
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Sea Cadet Non-Commissioned Officers without motivation, work ethic, leadership ability, or a low-fat diet. Often observed gathering in flocks. Usually spend unit drills napping on couches in a small cubicle referred to as the "NCO Club" or "Krowz' Nest." Basic dietary needs include most menu items at the on-post McDonald's, usually in great quantity. Are generally despised by subordinates and adored by officers (i.e. their parents). Avoid at all costs, if you come across a krow, pick up a broom or swab and avoid eye contact, they usually will assume you are participating actively in cleansweep and will continue sleeping.
Those god damned krowz are sleeping during PT again... At least things are more squared away if they aren't actually trying to be leaders.
