What is Krumpet?
1.
The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
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2.
A dirty whore who poses as a clown.
Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?
Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?