What is Krumpets?
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Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...
"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."
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The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.
"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"
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The process in which anal sex takes place coercively to the point where the female recipient is forced to produce a bowel movement on th..
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means a cross between a james and a tom
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