Krunkle

What is Krunkle?


1.

the act of hitting someone in the testicles

Riley's rolling on the ground because he just got krunkled.

See ball tap, man check

2.

A relative who buys you alcohol or drugs when your parents refuse.

Some kid: Man, I can't find anyone to buy us beer.

Some other kid: What about your KRUNKLE on the east side?

See uncle, krunk, alcohol, drunk

3.

The Krunkle:

The violent act of screwing up the sunday times and forcing it down someone's throat while screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

Thomas says:

I would never krunkle somebody, unless they pissed me off


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