What is Krushnevya?


A place that worships goats, and puts/implants lasers on or in animals' bodies. So far they've laserized goats and sloths. Krushnevya's arch nemesis country is Pauland, where they have created laser tigers to fight against Krushnevya's laser goats and sloths. The leader of Krushnevya is Brian Crush, the ultimate dick-tator. I meant "dictator" and you know it.

Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, uncontrollable bleating, the growth of horns on your head, slowness, and sudden immovability.

Person 1: Dude, have you ever been to Krushnevya?

Person 2: Yeah, I got shot by a goat... WITH LASERS!!!1

See krushnevya, laser, goats, sloths, tigers


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