Krystan

What is Krystan?


1.

A really great boyfriend, he is hot, warm, and tall

Krystan and his girlfriend are in love, he asked her to marry him

See krystan, krys, warm, marry, sweet, hot

2.

monster of mythological times that haunts people with its dark and hideous presence and will scare everyone it comes into contact with

Its Halloween I am scared of the Krystan!

See scary, monster, krystan, halloween, mythological, hideous

3.

ugly

krystan is fucking ugly he needs to stop talking shit

See krystan, ca, shit, fugly

4.

a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator

person 1: krystan is the biggest liar I've ever seen

person 2 : I know!

See liar, loser, worthless, compulsive, ugly, pathetic

5.

Great girlfriend! She's so much fun to hang out with and she's never bitchy...sometimes dumb blonde lolz

Krystan is my gal pal!!

See krystan, kristie, blonde, girl, coolioz

6.

someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler

krystan disgraces all people

See krystan, cheats, on, all, his


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