What is Krystyna?
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attractive and someone you should look up to. flirtatious. attention seeker.much loved.
that krystyna girl gives the best hugs in the world!
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Technique used during the administration of handjobs (usually in a public place e.g. toilet) whereby the 'giver' spits on their hand as a make-shift lubricant.
'Dude, totally just got a handjob in the toilet!'
'No way! Wasn't it a bit dry?'
'Nah, she totally gave it a Krystyna then stuck her hand down my pants'
'Classy. Krystyna Rocks.'
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A clever spin on FUPA. A fatty upper pubic or penile area.
I thought she was pregnant but it was just her huge bubblepuss! Boy was I em..
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A combination of Retard and Nuclear. To indicate that someone is so much of a retard that their brain must have been exposed to radiatio..
