Krystyna

What is Krystyna?


1.

attractive and someone you should look up to. flirtatious. attention seeker.much loved.

that krystyna girl gives the best hugs in the world!

See christina, kristina, chris, christine, krys

2.

Technique used during the administration of handjobs (usually in a public place e.g. toilet) whereby the 'giver' spits on their hand as a make-shift lubricant.

'Dude, totally just got a handjob in the toilet!'

'No way! Wasn't it a bit dry?'

'Nah, she totally gave it a Krystyna then stuck her hand down my pants'

'Classy. Krystyna Rocks.'

See handjob, lubricant, sex, toilets, krystyna


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