What is Ktulu?
1.
ktulu(chtulu) was the monster featuring in HP Lovecraft's 'the call of chtulu', after which a metallica instrumental was named.
Jaymz: what shall we call our great new instrumental cliff?
cliff: how about calling it after this kickass book, the call of cthulu?
jaymz: hell yeh
2.
Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.
I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!
"Ktulu aces are NOT wild"
3.
Ktulu has a very sharp wit.
He very perceptibly picked up on my fetish of using herds of sheep for personal pleasure, in a manner which might get me arrested. He has done his best to rid me of my addiction through relentless piss taking.
"BAAAAAH"
He hasn't got there yet!
"Did you start that sheep shaggin' rumour Ktulu?"
"Ofcourse not Sandman"
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4.
Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.
I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!
"Ktulu, aces are NOT wild"
5.
Ktulu is the recipient of jousy head shots with a Colt M4, from the entire length of siege. Admittedly it was aimbot assisted!
Although I do admire his Tiger Woods ability, which far exceeds mine!
"Take that Ktulu ya bastard"
6.
Ktulu is a game playing god! From Counterstrike to Beach Volleyball, he pisses all over me at everything.
I bow before him and applaud his superior ability!
"Ktulu, how did you kill me AGAIN?"
"You win again Ktulu"
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