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An unlikely and absurdly designed machine intended to perform a simple function in the most complicated and indirect way. Named in honor..
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While lieing on your back getting a blowjob you blast a huge fart on your girl's face.
This bitch was blowing me and I gave her an..
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An instant weather report is a THO
If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report...