Kuk Edit Meaning

1.

Swedish and Norwegian slang meaning dick.

2.

The intangible essence of a individual or object that makes it positive or negative depending on the situation. There is many varieties of kuk, usually depending on the level of moisture it maintains.

"I'm wet like kuk"

See kuk, men, boner, vagina, horse, condom, jizz, cum, sex, animal, human, car, truck, boston, ontario, russian, soviet union, britney spears, kim kardashian

3.

noun - archaic

A young and/or inexperienced surfer.

Pronounced kook

synonyms: gremmie

That little kuk just dropped in on me.

See shorty, gremmie, junior, dude

4.

South African slang for "shit".

Jy is vol kuk!

You are full of shit, man!

5.

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink

"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil

"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu

See stuart