What is Kump?
1.
An intense exclamation of desire, extremity, intensity, or sexual justice. In the most extreme of these situations one must declare "Lee! R! Kump!"
"Mmm...kump."
"MMM...that BOTP was kumpin'! I thought I couldn't get 'nuff ass!"
"Dude, take a look at this big-ass kump I just took!"
"KUMP!"
"Those fruitsnacks were kumptastic! Strawberry, I would superman that ho!"
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2.
The prospect of awakening without experiencing a violent death due to the commendable ethical mortifying Chuck Noris, while also being compeled to bring to exhistance the very prospect of which you are still a sentient coherent living being.
"Hey hey hey I'm fat Albert, and I just woke up to find that Chuck Noris didn't kill me, another kump day!" - Fat Albert
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