Kumquat Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.

Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?

Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!

2.

one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.

Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?

See kaitlyn, emo, bootylicious, foshizzle

3.

A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.

Also can be used to call someone over to you.

Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!

Frances comes running

See orange, small, call, seeds, come

4.

a euphemism for a little vagina

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy

See pussy, muff, cunt

5.

what's left on the sheets after sex

Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!

See cumquat, sex, cum, sheets, jizz

6.

A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy

Kumquat's a cool word

7.

a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.

I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!

See vagina, coochie, picachu, poonanny, pussy