What is Kumquat?
1.
Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.
Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!
2.
one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.
Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?
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3.
A small, round orange-like fruit that's rather sour. Can eat skin, though. Squeeze out seeds first.
Also can be used to call someone over to you.
Julia: KQUM, KUMQUAT!
Frances comes running
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4.
a euphemism for a little vagina
my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy
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5.
what's left on the sheets after
Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!
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6.
A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy
Kumquat's a cool word
7.
a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.
I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!
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