Kung Fu Grip

What is Kung Fu Grip?

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

Cut The Middle Man

1. Eating McDonalds on the Toilet Give me my Big Mac, I'm going to go cut the middle man. See poop, mcdonalds, shitting, eating, Ack..

Schlazz

1. to ejeculate, cum, orgasim. Also, meaning the fluid itself. "He schlazzed all over my face" See jizz, spunk, cum, sperm, sp..

Dodge Em

1. The roll of flesh that one sees when a female wears a top that shows her bear midriff. That roll of flesh resembles a bumper on a dodge-..

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