Kung Fu Grip

What is Kung Fu Grip?

When a women has the ability to make a man orgasm in a few seconds.

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

Dirty Log

1. the act of male masturbation or recieving head while sitting on the toilet defecating and at climax the male turns around and ejaculates..

Zangerdoodle

1. this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there..

Miske

1. someone who stays forever young Miske would have the same sweet 16 haircut on his 32nd birthday See jack 2. an extremely sweet guy. ..

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