Kung Poo

What is Kung Poo?


1.

Pronounced kuhng pooh

-Noun

The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.

Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.

Example:

Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"

Lee: (silence)

Rus: "Lee?"

Lee: (deathly silence)

See fart, egg fart, stench, flatus, death wind

2.

Pronounced kuhng pooh

-Noun

The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.

Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.

Example:

Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"

Lee: (silence)

Rus: "Lee?"

Lee: (deathly silence)

See fart, eggy fart, foul bowel, flatulence, flatus, martial art, kung fu


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