What is Kunkle?
1.
Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age.
He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle.
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2.
a dead ugly person who stalks you and has scars on there face
EEEWWWWWW KUNKLE!! RUN BITCH RUNN!! arrr
3.
A person who is slowly balding
That kunkle is going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend.
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4.
To do anything of a sexual nature to someone of the opposite sex, code for something dirty that allows you talk openly in front of strangers/others/parents/ladies..
"Oh god, we kunkled all over the house.. even on the washing machine"
"I kunkled the living shit out of her"
"dude, i kunkled her right in the face"
"have you ever kunkled someone in an airplane toilet... awesome!"
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