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Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
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the level at which one gets poon, measured on a scale of 1 to 69.
Getting a D+ on the laidedness test is as perfect as it gets
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A pint of alcohol. 2 male hands stacked on top of each other (8 fingers) are as high as a pint glass.
Give me eight fingers of your fin..
