Kurt Edit Meaning

1.

A pimp ass individual who is in bed with three women at this very moment. We must get undressed now. Talk to you later.

I'm a pimp ass mother.

See Hernia

2.

Cool, nice guy. Tied to the great Kurt Cobain, and is extremely respectable.

You a really are a Kurt.

3.

see "pimp"

pimpin hoes (or xerax)

4.

An absolute mad dude.

All Girls wanna be with him, all guys wanna be him.

Girl 1: Did you just see kurt?

Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG He just winked at me *Faints*

*Ambulance Arrives*

Paramedic: What happened here?

Girl 1: That guy over there just winked at her and she fainted.

Paramedic: That guy right there? *points at kurt*

Girl 1: YES!

Paramedic: Wow, isnt he dreamy, what a kurt. *Faints*

See kurt, awesome, kurtis, kurty, king, jock

5.

Kurt is a finely crafted individual with many tremendous qualities. Perhaps the most noticeable of these qualities is Kurt's moral code, which he cannot deny. Acutely aware of his own ephemeral nature, and bound by his ethics, Kurt attempts to optimize every moment he can in making the world a better place.

Donor A: Yah know, donating blood sure does make me feel good about myself.

Donor B: I know, but we're no Kurts!

both laugh

Donor A: Yeah, gotta love Kurt!

See do-gooder, workaholic, nice

6.

A "Kurt" likes to think he can do what he wants, when he wants, when in reality, he's quite an asshole. When his significant other inquires about his female bestfriend, she is immidiately insulted, usually including but not limited to name calling, such as "you jealous whore, stay out of my business". A "Kurt" also dislikes ditzy girls, although he encourages silly behavior, sending out very mixed signals. It is strongly advised to never become associated with a "Kurt", because he will eventually screw you over. He is very experienced, so don't try to get close to him. It's all just a game, to him.

Brittany: Wow, look at him! He's cute.

Amanda: Yeah, but I hear he's a real Kurt. Better stay away.

Brittany: Oh, I guess you're right. I don't want to get involved with a guy like that.

See kurt, stupid, player, pimp, dumbass, asshole, loser, cocky

7.

A very strange individual, normally a homo , who enjoys cutting himself...

Normally has a lame hairstyle, and only one tone of voice. He enjoys insulting other people, and trying to direct their lives, when, really, he has no life himself.

Maureen- 'Oh look, there's a trail of blood!'

Edgar- 'I bet it leads to Kurt!'

See emo, homo, self-harm, blood, weirdo, knife