What is Kurt Dukatz?
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n. (See Mac-o-phobia, Noob, Nerd)
1) A High School Student who takes interest in computers.
2) A fucking moronic noob at all shooter games (Ex. CounterStrike and Halo)
3) Constantly gets macintosh floppy drives placed in his backpack
4) A gimp who is always on crutches
School Newspaper: Who would you kiss under the missletoe and why?
Kurt: Bob Dole...no comment...
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ACTUAL PROFILE!
Pronounced as "Mr. Duckits," Kurt is a pestimistic frail boy who is scared of macintosh computers. He wants the world to end; however, it won't, which drives him more and more into insanity with every passing day.
"One day, I'll just come in and kill all of you." -Kurt Dukatz
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School Newspaper: Who would you kiss under the missletoe and why?
Kurt: Bob Dole...no comment...
ACTUAL PROFILE!
Pronounced as "Mr. Duckits," Kurt is a pestimistic frail boy who is scared of macintosh computers. He wants the world to end; however, it won't, which drives him more and more into insanity with every passing day.
"One day, I'll just come in and kill all of you." -Kurt Dukatz
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