Kurt Dukatz

What is Kurt Dukatz?


1.

n. (See Mac-o-phobia, Noob, Nerd)

1) A High School Student who takes interest in computers.

2) A fucking moronic noob at all shooter games (Ex. CounterStrike and Halo)

3) Constantly gets macintosh floppy drives placed in his backpack

4) A gimp who is always on crutches

School Newspaper: Who would you kiss under the missletoe and why?

Kurt: Bob Dole...no comment...

2.

ACTUAL PROFILE!

Pronounced as "Mr. Duckits," Kurt is a pestimistic frail boy who is scared of macintosh computers. He wants the world to end; however, it won't, which drives him more and more into insanity with every passing day.

"One day, I'll just come in and kill all of you." -Kurt Dukatz

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