Kurt Dukatz

What is Kurt Dukatz?


1.

n. (See Mac-o-phobia, Noob, Nerd)

1) A High School Student who takes interest in computers.

2) A fucking moronic noob at all shooter games (Ex. CounterStrike and Halo)

3) Constantly gets macintosh floppy drives placed in his backpack

4) A gimp who is always on crutches

School Newspaper: Who would you kiss under the missletoe and why?

Kurt: Bob Dole...no comment...

2.

ACTUAL PROFILE!

Pronounced as "Mr. Duckits," Kurt is a pestimistic frail boy who is scared of macintosh computers. He wants the world to end; however, it won't, which drives him more and more into insanity with every passing day.

"One day, I'll just come in and kill all of you." -Kurt Dukatz

See Kurt Dukatz


93

Random Words:

1. Can be used as both noun and verb and in both singular and plural form. Definition: A series of names, words, or other items written..
1. when one is overly tired from masturbating Yo, Why does Drew look so tired? He's hella quazed See quazed, chech 2. when one is..
1. Short for "You Ain't Know?" or You Don't Know? Southern Slang Term. "I'm driving a chevy now, Y'ain..