Kurt Dukatz

What is Kurt Dukatz?


1.

n. (See Mac-o-phobia, Noob, Nerd)

1) A High School Student who takes interest in computers.

2) A fucking moronic noob at all shooter games (Ex. CounterStrike and Halo)

3) Constantly gets macintosh floppy drives placed in his backpack

4) A gimp who is always on crutches

School Newspaper: Who would you kiss under the missletoe and why?

Kurt: Bob Dole...no comment...

2.

ACTUAL PROFILE!

Pronounced as "Mr. Duckits," Kurt is a pestimistic frail boy who is scared of macintosh computers. He wants the world to end; however, it won't, which drives him more and more into insanity with every passing day.

"One day, I'll just come in and kill all of you." -Kurt Dukatz

See Kurt Dukatz


93

Random Words:

1. a term created by Omar (of michigan myspace chat) used to describe a skank, or a faggot who uses their mouth for for oral masturbation, ..
1. Money. Derived from duckets. The latter would often be shortened to "ducks", which eventually led to "quacks" (being..
1. When you have a webcam and you take off your t-shirt and show your boobsto the person on the other side for a second. guy- Hey, can i g..