What is Kurt Russell?
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The greatest actor in the universe.
Robert De Niro wishes he was Kurt Russell.
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2.
An alcoholic drink comprised of equal amounts of gin and ginger ale, titled after the actor of the same name.
Danny - "I'm making a Kurt Russell, who wants one?"
Kyle - "Word."
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A fictional actor who exclusively stars in movies directed by filmmaker John Carpenter. His real name is Snake Plissken.
Fanboy 1 - "Hey man, I herd Kurt Russell will be playing in John Carpenters new gig."
Fanboy 2 - "You mean SNAKE PLISSKEN is starring in the new Carpenter scifi-horror!"
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