Kurtianyk

What is Kurtianyk?


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A large radial object consisting of an extremely large landmass, appears to be shaped like a snowman - A round head and body with thin arms and legs unable to support the increasing mass.

In water appears similar in appearance to a whale or small landmass.

On land appears to be a crashed meteroid or giant marshmellow man. A Kurtianyk can often be seen raiding candy factorys or the local Burger King.

The American corporation has declared a state of emergency, with armed security being deployed to all Burger King outlets... unfortunately it just feeds the beast more.

Rumoured to be the sick experiment of a mad Ukrainian (See Ukraine) scientist, having managed to escape the Stalinist regime - he was soon lured to the ways of the West due to the increasing meal portion in comparison to Eastern european grool.

Regarded on the same level as the tansley.

A day in the life of a burger king employee:

Employee: Hello Burger King How May We Help??

Kurtianyk: Yo I want 50 bacon double cheese burgers fo shizzy!

Employee: We dont do telephone orders im afraid sir

Kurtianyk: IM GONNA EAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALIVE MO'FUZZLES

Employee: Sir calm down its only junk food.

Kurtianyk: ILL EAT YOUR FACE AND YOUR FAMILY BITCH!

A day at the beach (in London)

Kid: HEY MOMMY I FOUND A BEACHED WHALE!

Greenpeace: LETS SAVE THIS GUYS!

Kurtianyk: Shut up kid im sunbathing... dont make me eat you... bitch!

Kid: MOMMY T_T THE WHALE THREATENED ME!!!!

Captain Birdseye: ITS A WHALE, YARR LETS MAKE A BURGER GUYS

Kurtianyk: Yummmm Burger!

Captain Birdseye: ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US! - ABANDON SHIP!!

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