Kurtzed

What is Kurtzed?

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To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.

Written on someone's facebook wall.

Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH

Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.

JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.

The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.

See facebook, bitch, kurtz, yo mama, kelly, awesome, epic fail, fail, satisfaction
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