Kustard

What is Kustard?

A mix of mustard and ketchup accidentally/purposefully mixed on food

guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.

guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!

See ketchup, mustard, hotdog, food

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