Kutztown

What is Kutztown?


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A small town located in the rolling hills of Pa, where time is spent rotating between going to Shorty's and trying to bang the Amish girls, if you can catch them on their ten speeds.

Where did you meet that plain ass bitch?

I knocked her off her ten speed in Kutztown!


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