Kuwait

What is Kuwait?


1.

An ass-backwards nation of the Arabian Gulf which decides to maintain a pretense of a modern first world state whilst languishing in the guidelines of an 8th century theocracy.

e.g. No alcohol, internet and movies are censored (in case they offend "Islamic Values"), etc...

X: Where do you live?

Y: Kuwait

x: You poor bastard. sympathetic pat on shoulder

See islamic, theocracy, q8, nation

2.

muslim country

On 19 June 1961, Kuwait became an independent state and since then it has been changing to the best because of petrol as the main income and exporting incom on 1990 kuwait was attacked by iraq and the invasion lasted for 7 monthes and took civilians (300) as prisoners of war sadly they died god rest their souls .. kuwait became free because of the actions of fellow arab countries and america now kuwait is a good peaceful country with allies all over the world and kuwait is known for helping poor countries in need in africa/asia

kuwait is improving none-stop now !

Guy : DUDE where u from ?

ME : kuwait

Guy : so u live in tents and ride camels ?

ME : no u fucktard we live in houses and we ride cars

Guy :MUSLIMS ARE TERRIOSTS

ME : again no fucktard just because someone acts in the name of islam doesnt mean they are right MORON

Guy : sorry

ME : NOW GO !!

Guy *runs away*

3.

The only country in the world where you have to pay $100 for a bottle of scotch.

Before you move to Kuwait, make sure you know how to Brew your own beer, make your own wine and grow you own gunja.


26

Random Words:

1. abbreviation for whore... person who wants to have sex with everyone except u!!! you are a fucking w***e See slut, skank, prostitute,..
1. The house of the Krazy Tanzanian himself, Jameel Kassam, where the illest parties are thrown. His late-night/early-morning parties has e..
1. A person with an iPod full of so much poorly labeled, disorganized music indiscriminately downloaded from friends'hard drives that ..
Book Banner