What is Kuyvenhoven?
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A big fat ugly whore who consistently bullies people who are far sexier than she is. She claims to have thousands of comments, but in fact they are all flammage. Nobody likes a Kuyvenhoven.
Regular Person: I want to do that Jake kid allll night!
Kuyvenhoven: Nah, he's gay. Look at all my (fake) comments!
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