What is Kuyvenhoven?
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A big fat ugly whore who consistently bullies people who are far sexier than she is. She claims to have thousands of comments, but in fact they are all flammage. Nobody likes a Kuyvenhoven.
Regular Person: I want to do that Jake kid allll night!
Kuyvenhoven: Nah, he's gay. Look at all my (fake) comments!
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An emergency response vehicle called to someone's aid in a purely fictional and sarcastic way.
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Sarcastic, similar to "deal with it", or "tough luck".
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the alpha woman of any hot group of girls
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