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When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.
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A penis. The one shot refers to ejaculation
I told this chick to put her hands up and i shot her in the face with my one shot fun gun.
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A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.
Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't..