Kwanza Klaus

What is Kwanza Klaus?


1.

A disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa around Christmas time.

Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?

Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.

2.

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.

See bongos, music, tall, skinny


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