What is Kwanzamaddanakkuhmas?
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The ultimate non-denominational winter holiday! Consists of fourteen nights, which begin on the seventeenth of December each year. Every night of the holiday, you add another plastic miniature snowman to the Kwanzamaddanakkuhmas bush, and then proceed with opening your gift. Once the fourteen plastic snowmen are on the bush, you light the bush on fire, and proceed with opening the "Über Gift," otherwise known as the fourteenth night's gift.
Hey, hey, hey! Happy Kwanzamaddanakkuhmas!
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This phrase was coined by my uncle. He refrains from using more profane words with this catch-all phrase. Depending on the tone of his..
