Kwarf

What is Kwarf?


1.

Compound word formed from Kweef, Fart and Barf.

(1)A simultaneous expulsion of gas from a womans vagina and anus (Kwart) so disgusting that after inhaling the odor, it usually induces vomiting. Especially after eating chef boyardee.

(2)A phrase used towards someone you dislike

"While I was fucking my bitch she kwarfed and I threw up all over her face and tits."

or

"Look at that fucking Kwarf, he dresses like a total cunt."

See kweef, cunt, barf, fart, milf, shit, kwart, kwunt, kwarf, dick, asshole, video games

2.

A fart brought on by a sneeze; to do this action

I will not go to work with a cough i may kwarf in someone's cubicle.

See fart, sneeze, sick, pass gas, poot, dumbot


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