Kwelv

What is Kwelv?

The scientific name for tissue. The word is illegal in Mississippi and Alabama.

Guy 1: Dude, hand me that kwelv, I gotta blow my nose.

Guy 2: Dude, stop being so sciency.

Light Side

1. Where are the wimpy Jedi go to never have sex again, as opposed to the Dark Side, where all the badass Jedi are. I wouldn't be sur..

Gah Di

1. GO DIE. except if you pronounce it Guh Dye it sounds like you're saying "Good day!" But noooo. Its beautiful, right? ..

Zenification

1. Zenification is a fancy word for molding your life to achieve zen, the inner peace. When I started the zenification process I was unawa..

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