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To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.
Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.
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When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.
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This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About h..