What is Kwoddledonk?
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A traditional sport played by countryfolk in remote taverns. It entailed smashing mugs apart on you own forehead after finishing the alcoholic beverage it contained, and would be repeated until a competitor had fallen, either due to drunkeness or a brain hemorrhage, resulting in the winner shouting "KWODDLEDONK!" & obliterating the ceramic trophy on the losers skull.
"Jeff has lost the use of his whole righthand side from playing kwoddledonk last night. The fool."
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