What is Kwong?
1.
A verb of a sexual nature alluding to some sort of forced penetration of one or more body orifices by a crazy asian girl named Kwong.
God, my ass is sore - I was fast asleep last night, and before I know it, I got kwonged with my math textbook.
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2.
An Annoyance, a nuisance
My, your son is quite a Kwong! I suggest you burn his pants!