Kyle Gass

What is Kyle Gass?


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The Yin to Jack Black's Yang in the greatest rock band ever concieved and together the two are called: Tenacious D. The man with the golden fingers, the man who wears sweat pants during performances, the man who can kill a Yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!

The man with the power... to move you.

Jack Black: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?

Kyle Gass: Yes.

JB: Would you read to me?

KG: Why couldn't you read?

JB: Just don't want to.

KG: Yes.

JB: Would you take a bullet for me?

KG: No.

See tenacious d, kg, jack black, The Troll


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