What is Kyliemore Cafe?
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Geographical location for varying scientific projects such as, how long can scrambled eggs exist after being reheated 9 times? How many looneys can you fit within four walls? When does madness actually stop, if ever?
"Mmmm. I fancy a load up. Is there a local asylum I might indulge my appetite in?"
"Why yes! Try Kyliemore's. It's hilarious."
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A rare breed of potato that, when cut open will spew exactly 17 vaginas into the air.
Wow, look at that potato vagina.
See potato, vag..
