Kyliemore Cafe

What is Kyliemore Cafe?


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Geographical location for varying scientific projects such as, how long can scrambled eggs exist after being reheated 9 times? How many looneys can you fit within four walls? When does madness actually stop, if ever?

"Mmmm. I fancy a load up. Is there a local asylum I might indulge my appetite in?"

"Why yes! Try Kyliemore's. It's hilarious."


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