Kyneton

What is Kyneton?


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Kyneton is a small town in Victoria, Australia north of Melbourne.

Kyneton consists of a population of stereotype Australian Bogans, a cartel of families who run everything despite their low intelligence & has a large unemployment rate.

The underworld of kyneton is a group of bogan youths who drive around in their "Mario Karts" at night yelling incomprehensible & not half intelligent things at anyone they see.

Bill: where the hell were you on the weekend?

Terry: my parents made me go to kyneton with them

Bill: oh crap, what happened there dude?

Terry: everyone was bogans & they were drunk & there were 4 pubs & then some bogan yelled at me from his "mario kart"

Bill: dude, i hope i never have to go there.

See australia, melbourne, bogan, yobbo, poor people


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