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To have one's penis swallowed by a man under 5ft tall.
Yesterday at the bar, I met this midget dude and he totally Carmellowed me...
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Used to describe something as average or mediocre.
Ben "How was your day?"
Martin "It was middlesafe."
See middle..
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When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
man1:"hey have you had your ..