What is La Crescenta?
1.
Nothing to do but smoke dank weed and drink in this "suburb", also known as the most boring place on earth immediately followed by La Canada, there are only preppy gay people, pussy emo fags, fake gangsters, and a few chill/stupid stoners and many many old people. The only thing that even slightly redeems this shitty town is the constant supply of highly potent marijuana and other varied drugs....Police are a very notable part of La Crescenta's gayness,getoutwhileyoucan
"Holy crap La Crescenta is gay....Pass the Kush"
"Dude that pig just gave me a littering ticket for spitting out my gum!fuck...Pass the Kush"
"I realy hate this town"
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2.
The working class meets the middle class in this "suburb." The only way out is to enlist in the military. No one comes to La Crescenta, they only come FROM La Crescenta. Your neighbor probably works at Vons. Everyone's pregnant. I have news for you. Hollister is NOT couture.
La Crescenta guys are:
a. sk8ers
b. bikers
c. tweakers
d. one of the above
e. all of the above
La Crescenta girls are:
a. bro hoes
b. sk8er girls
c. think they are rich i.e. wearing fake LVs, a hollister shirt with forever 21 jeans and
d. one of the above
e. all of the above
La Crescenta reminds is seedy.
I love all the cholos, bro hoes, and white trash gals from La Crescenta.
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