What is La Dating Protocol?
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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
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The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.
Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying m..
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An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, b..
