What is La Dating Protocol?
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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
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The sauce that is drizzled over a studel or other scrumptuous pastries.
I drizzled my strudel sauce all over her muffin.
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when one is desperate to peewhile dancing and pees their pants voluntarily. this could be at a club,bar,rave and such.
Jess: I cant bel..