What is La Dating Protocol?
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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
Random Words:
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To take a shit, defecate, poo, empty your bowels.
Can be shortened to 'slay one'
Dude, I need to go slay a brown dragon, I&a..
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This is when a guy and a girl are in the doggy position and the girl has a lower back tattoo, or definition 21 of an Ass Hat. The guy w..