What is La Dating Protocol?
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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
Random Words:
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Someone who resembles a penis. In a frilly hat, similar to those of girls in the olden days.
The people at the DMV tend to be cockbonne..
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The practice of slapping or punching somebody unsuspectedly and recording it with a camera phone.
In America we call this practice assa..
