What is La Dating Protocol?
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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
Random Words:
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Encrusted secretions of the eye and tear ducts. Usually the result of a phase change process that eye boogers undergo.
SEE: EYE BOOGERS..
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Something often said in a state of shock by to-be-cheek-pinched grandchildren.
"CHINCH PEEKERS!"
"Grandma's here??..
