What is La Dating Protocol?
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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
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When a group of guys all cum inside of a condom. The guy with the smallest weiner puts on the condom and fucks a chick in the ass.
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It's the real moniker of the somehow popular restaruant "Jack in the Box", derived from the sickening feeling you get aft..
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When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.
I am so far..
