La Dating Protocol

What is La Dating Protocol?


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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.

1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.

2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.

3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.

That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!


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