What is La Plata?
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The meteorologists favorite place to issue tornado warnings to.
Oh my God you La Plataians need to go hide because we predict that a HUUUUGE tornado will come today! (Yeah, never happens)
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Seriously, we're the Tornado Alley of Maryland.
We have all the crime of D.C. with all the racism and rednecks of the deep South.
Despite the fact that La Plata produced Larry Johnson, we suck.
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Random Words:
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When a woman has surrendered her dignity to you, and you are able to penetrate any of her oraficies without having to buy her dinner.
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