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A very fast and furious masturbation session.
I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school...
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A fat angry black man durring any of the christmas holidays
Al Roker turned into a kwanzaklause after being mistaken for a honey basted..
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Based on a Craigs' List post. When a guy puts a magnum condom over a banana, does himself in the ass and then deepthroats the banan..
