What is La Verne?
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the most boring city ever. The only highlights are the movie theater, the in-n-out, and chili's where you can't go without running into someone. Everyone knows everyone else. Has four starbucks for only 32,000 people. There is never anything to do. There is also ALWAYS drama.
If you're at the Chili's in La Verne or simply at Vons, this is who you typically run into: your boyfriend's ex, your ex's mom, someone's mom, someone's Aunt, this guy you randomly hooked up with, this girl who hates you, and just about every person you know in some awkward way.
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when a suave gentleman decides to fuck his girl in the ear and flood her ear with his man juice, thus leaving her temporarily deaf.
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Say it and see how long it takes for someone to punch you.
The world record currently stands at 12 minuites 16 seconds.
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