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The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.
Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..
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When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one..
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What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.
I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment fro..