Laardvark

What is Laardvark?


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n. - a human of diminutive yet rotund stature; usu. with limbs much smaller than the ratio their size would imply as natural; likeness seen best when they are leaning over everyone's plate at dinner with their stubby arms propped on the table

pronunciation: lard'-vark

Look at all those laardvarks leaving that diabetes info class.

Get your own, laardvark!

See fat, dwarf, obese, tiny, roly poly


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