What is Labeouf?
1.
An individual that, without any training related to the situation at hand, manages to save himself and others from certain disaster, usually while gaining the attention of an attractive woman.
Named for Shia LaBeouf, whom has portrayed characters following this mold, including: Kale (Disturbia), Sam Witwicky (Transformers) and Jerry Shaw (Eagle Eye).
"An unexpected hero has arrived at the scene!"
"Do you think he'll be able to save all those people?"
"Of course! Look at him go! This kid is a regular LeBeouf!"
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2.
An extremely gay person
Andy Dick is such a Labeouf.
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3.
to labeouf is to grope a woman's breast. It was once mentioned that Shia Lebeouf had groped a female actor's breast while doing improv. This allegation is entirely without merit, however it spurred the creation of the term 'to labeouf'.
"You've been labeoufed"
"May I labeouf you?"
"I could labeouf that"
"She's labeoufable
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