Labial Contusion

What is Labial Contusion?


1.

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.

A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.

Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

See contusion, pussy, vagina

2.

Latin for bruised vagina.

A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"

Paul: "No I can't this weekend."

Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

See labia, contusion, vagina, pussy


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