What is Labormariticide?
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Killing of ones "work-spouse."
Usually with a shoe, preferably a dansko. Most people guilty of such a crime have violent tendencies towards all co-workers. Indicators of someone that may be about to commit labormariticde include: Jumping between different work-spouses, generally unpleasant, odd behaviors such as only eating in even numbers, and regularly snorting during laughter.
Yeah, our Princess bakeress killed her work-husband yesterday, everyone knew one day she'd commit labormariticide.
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