Labormariticide

What is Labormariticide?


1.

Killing of ones "work-spouse."

Usually with a shoe, preferably a dansko. Most people guilty of such a crime have violent tendencies towards all co-workers. Indicators of someone that may be about to commit labormariticde include: Jumping between different work-spouses, generally unpleasant, odd behaviors such as only eating in even numbers, and regularly snorting during laughter.

Yeah, our Princess bakeress killed her work-husband yesterday, everyone knew one day she'd commit labormariticide.

See coworker, homicide, adultery, spouse


24

Random Words:

1. A small island in the plain of Dominaria. Home of the Cabal, Chephalids, Pardic Warriors and the Krosan Forest. Most importantly this is..
1. First of all, I'd like to start with; why am I the first to write a definition? One of the best bands every. Call them emo if you ..
1. lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours...