Labour Edit Meaning

1.

Tory-Lite. Founded 1997

Yeh, it's true, we're just fuckin tories, so what?

See Tony Blair

2.

n. (arch)

extinct british parliamentary party.

thought to have been morphed into the tory party with a different name (new labour) by tony blair and his fucked up accomplices.

new labour?

old fuckin tories more like.

3.

the political party who don't deserve your vote

don't vote labour. Vote SNP

4.

The scum of the Earth who are now in charge in the UK.

Soon to be voted out because they are lying stupid bastards and traitors.

I see Labour are bringing the UK to its knees.

Don't worry they will be voted out soon because people can know a twat when they see one.

See scum, bastards, liars, traitors

5.

" The Labour " Expression used by older working class Dubliners for social welfare office known in years gone as the labour exchange

(Young person)Excuse me mam, can you tell me me where the social welfare office is ?

( Old dear) whaa sonny ? welfare ?

( old dear ) Ahh Jasus yis mean the labour !!!

take the next left.

See dole, benefit

6.

I offer a three pronged attack.

After all: "Education, Education, Education"- Tony Blair's 1997 New Labour Manifesto promise.

Labour: Generally Poor Supporters. Believe in re-distribution of income from the wealthy to give all walks of life equality of opportunity.

Conservatives: Generally Wealthy Supporters. Believe that whilst an equality of opportunity is important, people have worked hard to earn what they do and should not lose up to 50% of their hard earned income for it to be spent on a lost cause who gets pregnant at 13 as it is easier to claim benefits than find employment.

Chavs: Britain's new pandemic; courtesy of the Labour party's social policies.

Labour's Grand Idea: "Hey, I know, if we want to give every one an equality of opportunity, let's bring the standard down to such a dire state that it'll be easy to achieve. BRRUUUP BRRUP"

See labour, conservative, chavs, tony blair, equality

7.

A socialist political party currently in power in the United Kingdom. Known for quick-fix solutions and crap handling of the economy. Best prime minister so far was Clement Atlee who managed wo things in nearly six years- Beating Churchill out of government, and making the national health service.

The last Labour government under James Callaghan taxed @ 98% for any earnings over £100,000. A great way to get people to work for british business. Thankfully, it was reversed by good old Maggie Thacher