What is Labour Party?
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A political party historically on the left of centre of politics, recently through the hard work of
Lurching from scandal to mistake to deceitfullness the labour party has managed to alienate its large following after the Conservative downfall. Many UK voters are now faced with the dilemma of being faced with two right wing parties , both with leaders distrusted by the public.
The Labour party is now in negotiations with President Bush to make the UK the 51st American state so we can enter military conflicts on their behalf whilst they sit at home eating big macs and watching all 235 channels of cable tv 25 hours a day. Tony Blair and his cabinet feel this is not at all in conflict with the roots of labour and their stance for nuclear disarmament and equality for all
Id rather see Basil Brush in office than the labour party, at least he's funny and more intelligent than Blair and Blush combined. Mind you with Labours broken promise on fox hunting there might be a Basil about to take office
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Collective term for fat, lazy, dumb, corrpupt bastards
Look at all those idiots standing over there, they look like such a Labour Party!
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Historically the voice of the working man, but recently corrupt,blundering and ludicrously puritanical. Their actions in the last 11 years have largely been fueled by spite,resentment and fear. Trained monkeys could do a better job of running a country.
"Dont you just love seeing labour party leader Gordon brown bright red in the face and shaking in his boots every week at PMQs?"
"Fox hunting is to be banned as it is cruel and outdated. Also,anyone caught viewing pornography or possessing cannabis shall be hung,drawn and quartered"-typical labour policy
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