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While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things..
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a vibrating device that substitutes for an erect penis to provide vaginal stimulation aka a dildo
Hey! Did you just buy an electric tra..
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Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.
I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my da..